Total War: Warhammer 3 Review – A Fitting Conclusion To An Epic Trilogy

Chaos flows from the frozen wastes. My custom demon lord – Kevin – has chunky cloven hooves and a spiky tail with fangs. Its army is teeming with weird and wonderful chaos creatures: blobby little guys and crab-ladies riding on the backs of velociraptors. Total War: Warhammer 3 brings all the nonsense of the Warhammer […]

We Need More Comic Book Video Games

The return of (the corpse of) Telltale Games’ The Wolf Among Us is a stark reminder that we don’t have nearly enough games based on comic books. I’m talking specifically about non-Marvel and DC comics here, since superheroes have become a genre in their own right. Despite tirelessly imitating cinema, games are consistently the weakest […]

Biggest Video Game News Of The Week (February 5 – 11)

Any week that includes a Nintendo Direct is always going to be a busy one. Wednesday's presentation featured more stuff than it had any right to in 40 minutes, and most of it has been welcomed and even celebrated by those who watched. Hardly any discourse whatsoever, maybe there's hope after all. The past seven […]

Ranking All The Horses In The Elder Scrolls Series

Horses in the Elder Scrolls series are a very special breed of video game animals. These loyal steeds come in several shapes and sizes—from patchy brown barn horses to ghastly skeletal mares. Unlike more cowardly creatures and companions (I’m looking at you, Adoring Fan), these majestic beasts will gladly and absolutely throw themselves at any […]

The Simpsons: You’re All Wrong About Lisa Goes Gaga

I consider myself a bit of an expert when it comes to The Simpsons. I've seen every episode, all but the new season at least twice, everything pre-season 25 multiple times and everything pre-season 16 too many times to even count. I have Simpsons trainers, jackets, t-shirts, and earrings. I have way too much plastic […]

The Uncharted Movie Is Best When It Isn’t Copying The Games

Uncharted is a complicated game to adapt into film because in so many ways it already is one. It’s a blockbuster adventure defined by breathtaking set pieces, charming characters, and globetrotting escapades that are all designed to be witnessed in a linear, heavily scripted fashion. Naughty Dog took ample inspiration from Indiana Jones and Tomb […]