2021, right? Who would have guessed? Everyone. We all guessed. We are only eight days into the new year, and yep, things are still terrible. I want to go crawl into a hole. In particular, a mouth-shaped hole that’s attached to a large, purple pocket monster with glowing red eyes. And by golly, it sounds […]
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There’s a giant mouth on my spaceship and it’s freaking me out
I have a spaceship that I’ve carefully set up to be as pretty as possible. I have my favorite tunes playing on the radio, the walls are pink and blue, and I even have shelves full of cute bobbleheads and accessories. There’s just one problem: There’s a room at the back of my ship with […]