Playing Pokemon Go On The Google Pixel 6 Is Hard Mode

Having the latest technology is a real treat. I remember when I loaded up Spider-Man: Miles Morales for the first time on my PlayStation 5, and saw the upgrades over the base PS4 immediately. I also got a new TV at the same time, which doubled the impact of Miles’ webslinging antics. But enough bragging, […]

Two Years Later, The Owl House Remains A One Of A Kind Show

It’s hard to believe it’s been 2 years since The Owl House first premiered on Disney Channel. The pandemic has morphed the passage of time into a singular mass of anxious trauma that we’re all just basking in for eternity – but at least we got some cute cartoons out of it. Dana Terrace crafted […]

Sorry Dying Light 2, But No Game Needs To Be 500 Hours Long

Content is king. That much has become clear in games as live-services become increasingly commonplace and our focus shifts to whatever offers the most value as opposed to any real artistic merit. Assassin’s Creed, Destiny, Fortnite, Ghost Recon Breakpoint, Red Dead Online, and so many other titles are now designed with player retention at the […]

I’ll Never Love A Wrestling Game More Than I Loved WWF Attitude

In the late '90s and early 2000s, the WWE peaked with the Attitude Era. This shift to an edgier, more adult form of sports entertainment was defined by its violent Hardcore matches, profanity-laden promos, nu metal entrance themes, and jorts. So many jorts. A lot of it is embarrassing in hindsight, whether it's Big Boss […]

We Don’t Need Another BioShock

BioShock is one of my favourite games ever. I definitely wasn’t old enough to play it when it first released in 2007, but the impact it had on this young little gamer cannot be understated. The underwater city of Rapture and its innovative approach to nuanced political themes was so ahead of its time, so […]

Melmetal Is Terrifying And I’m Tired Of Pretending Otherwise

Some Pokemon are scary. Banette is a creepy voodoo doll, while Arceus is an angel of biblical proportions. Have you ever stared into Gigantamax Gengar’s gaping maw and seen the abyss stare back at you? Even cute little Drifloon steals children for fun! But despite Kaiju-Tentacruel in the anime and a proliferation of weird Ghost-types […]

Please Stop Giving Gen 1 Pokemon Regional Variants

Pokemon Legends: Arceus is set to launch this month, with Pokemon starting 2022 off with a bold statement of intent. Hopefully the following months feature a couple of great spin-offs, an explanation of whatever Pokemon Sleep is, and maybe, just maybe, we kick off Gen 9. It feels, especially from the leaks, like Legends: Arceus […]

Walmart’s Metaverse Shop Makes Me Want A Supermarket Sweep VR Game

We’ve all seen that Walmart metaverse video by now. It doesn’t matter that it’s an old concept that someone has tweeted out branding it as a new idea, and it doesn’t matter that everyone is comparing it to Second Life. Honestly, I don’t see what’s so bad about it – I’d enjoy spicing up my […]

Pokemon Unite, It’s Time To Get Rid Of The Surrender Button

Playing the ranked mode in Pokemon Unite fills me with tremendous rage. The matchmaking is a disaster, the rewards are pathetic, the character balance is nonsensical, everyone is stealing my jungle and my laners will not stop inting. There’s a million problems with Unite right now and many of them don’t have easy solutions. That […]