The first game to ever make me sick was Rugrats: Search for Reptar. I was only seven years old, curled up on the couch, sick as can be into a trash can. I remember not understanding why I was so ill, I just knew that it got worse when I toddled about as Tommy Pickles. […]
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Please Play Cloudpunk, Last Year’s Most Successful Cyberpunk Game
Announced today, last year’s most successful cyberpunk game, Cloudpunk, will be getting a “sequel-sized” DLC release later this year, called, “City of Ghosts.” Ok. “Most successful cyberpunk game” comes according to me (and the simple fact that there was basically no controversy surrounding the game, unlike some other cyberpunk titles), but that doesn’t make the […]
Please Stop Making Musou Games As Sequels To Strategy-Based Main Games
I’ve never been able to get into Musou style games, despite many attempts at it. I can see how they could be cathartic for people, since you can slash or beat your way through giant mobs of enemies. I’ve even written about some games that are great for blowing off steam, and most Musou games […]
Rebellion, Please Let Arkane Make A Judge Dredd Game
When people think about the perfect Judge Dredd game, their brains often jump to Grand Theft Auto: an entire open-world explorable on your Lawmaster, a hi-tech motorbike fitted with machine guns, AI, and gas grenades. As Dredd, you drive around Mega-City One, a dense metropolis filled with Mega-Block skyscrapers and surrounded by irradiated desert, acting […]
Someone Please Make A Good Hunter x Hunter Game, Thanks
Hunter x Hunter is one of the most fascinating series I have ever watched. It meaningfully grapples with toxic masculinity, features a wide range of uniquely intriguing characters, and offers some of the most tasteful fantasy writing around town. So why, reader, has nobody acquired the rights to make a genuinely decent Hunter x Hunter […]
Nintendo, Please Stop Guilt Tripping Animal Crossing: New Horizons Players Who Don’t Visit Their Islands Everyday
The Animal Crossing games are meant to be relaxing and stress-reducing. Whether it succeeds is up for personal interpretation, but generally speaking, every entry into the franchise works to be a little kinder and gentler than the last. The games encourage players to coexist with nature, build relationships with the locals, and experience Animal Crossing […]
Dear Square Enix: Please Let Aerith Be This Time
Ever since Final Fantasy VII Remake was announced the question on every fan’s mind was how Square Enix was going to address Aerith’s death. It’s common knowledge that she dies halfway through the game – and if it isn’t common knowledge where have you been for the past 23 years? While we all want to […]
Pokémon Journeys, Please Don’t Give Leon A Terrible British Accent
Ash Ketchum will finally be visiting the Pokémon world equivalent of Great Britain in the upcoming Pokémon Journeys: The Series on Netflix. We hope that the dubbing team resists the urge to give Leon a horrible British accent, along with everyone else in the Galar region. Pokémon Sword & Shield were the first Pokémon games to appear on a home console. […]